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j0rts
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Приєднався 28 бер 2021
I like to explore mostly pointless things in video games.
How many minigames can you WIN with RANDOM inputs?
Support me on Patreon: www.patreon.com/j0rts
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I've created the stupidest bot you can imagine to see how many Mario Party Superstars minigames you can win with random inputs.
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ About j0rts ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
Hi there! I'm j0rts (Ben), and I like to explore mostly pointless things in video games while playing them in weird, unconventional ways.
Despite my name, this channel has nothing to do with jorts. In fact, I've never even worn a pair of jorts in my life. I just find the word fun to say... j o r t s.
Anyways, thanks for taking the time to check out my channel. If you'd like to hang out with me live, be sure to visit my Twitch channel over at www.twitch.tv/j0rts
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▶Twitch: twitch.tv/j0rts
▶Twitter: j0rts_
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▶Discord: discord.gg/V2dj2rXsbk
Follow me on Twitch: www.twitch.tv/j0rts
I've created the stupidest bot you can imagine to see how many Mario Party Superstars minigames you can win with random inputs.
▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ About j0rts ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬
Hi there! I'm j0rts (Ben), and I like to explore mostly pointless things in video games while playing them in weird, unconventional ways.
Despite my name, this channel has nothing to do with jorts. In fact, I've never even worn a pair of jorts in my life. I just find the word fun to say... j o r t s.
Anyways, thanks for taking the time to check out my channel. If you'd like to hang out with me live, be sure to visit my Twitch channel over at www.twitch.tv/j0rts
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▶Patreon: www.patreon.com/j0rts
▶Twitch: twitch.tv/j0rts
▶Twitter: j0rts_
▶TikTok: www.tiktok.com/@j0rts_yt
▶Discord: discord.gg/V2dj2rXsbk
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How fast can you touch a Piranha Plant in every Mario game?
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Support me on Patreon: www.patreon.com/j0rts Follow me on Twitch: www.twitch.tv/j0rts Piranha Plants have been a staple of Super Mario games since 1985, but how fast can you touch them in every mainline Mario game? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ About j0rts ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Hi there! I'm j0rts, and I like to explore mostly pointless things in video games while playing them in weird, unconventional ways. Despite my name,...
How fast can you touch a banana in every DK game?
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Support me on Patreon: www.patreon.com/j0rts Follow me on Twitch: www.twitch.tv/j0rts There have been a lot of...interesting...Donkey Kong games over the years, but how fast can you touch a banana in each one? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ About j0rts ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Hi there! I'm j0rts, and I like to explore mostly pointless things in video games while playing them in weird, unconventional ways. Despite my name, this...
Ranking every Kirby ability by how useful it is IRL
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Support me on Patreon: www.patreon.com/j0rts Follow me on Twitch: www.twitch.tv/j0rts If you could choose any Kirby copy ability to have in real life, which would you choose? Let's rank all 68 abilities to see what's the most useful IRL. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Additional Footage Sources ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Jelly: ua-cam.com/video/WxUeExQALvI/v-deo.html Crash: ua-cam.com/video/-aoqQ4NOi20/v-deo.html UFO: ua-cam.com/video/...
How fast can you touch every Pokemon type in Zelda?
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Support me on Patreon: www.patreon.com/j0rts Follow me on Twitch: www.twitch.tv/j0rts Zelda and Pokemon both have strong ties to the elements, so I thought what would it look like if we tried touching every Pokemon type in Tears of the Kingdom? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ About j0rts ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Hi there! I'm j0rts (Ben), and I like to explore mostly pointless things in video games while playing them in weird, u...
Reviewing All 31 Guards in Ocarina of Time
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Support me on Patreon: www.patreon.com/j0rts Follow me on Twitch: www.twitch.tv/j0rts The guards in Ocarina of Time were long overdue for a performance review, so I went undercover to see how good of a job they're all doing. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ About j0rts ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Hi there! I'm j0rts (Ben), and I like to explore mostly pointless things in video games while playing them in weird, unconventional ways. ...
Ranking Every Mario Kart 8 DLC Track by How Safe It Is
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Support me on Patreon: www.patreon.com/j0rts Follow me on Twitch: www.twitch.tv/j0rts Mario Kart is dangerous, so I put on my safety inspector hat once again to rank every Mario Kart 8 Deluxe DLC track by how safe it is. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Timestamps ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 00:31 Paris Promenade 01:21 Toad Circuit 01:48 Choco Mountain 02:21 Coconut Mall 02:55 Tokyo Blur 03:27 Shroom Ridge 03:54 Sky Gard...
How fast can you touch a Koopa in every Mario game?
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Support me on Patreon: www.patreon.com/j0rts Follow me on Twitch: www.twitch.tv/j0rts Koopas have been a staple of Super Mario games since 1985, but how fast can you touch them in every mainline Mario game? ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ About j0rts ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Hi there! I'm j0rts, and I like to explore mostly pointless things in video games while playing them in weird, unconventional ways. Despite my name, this ch...
Rating Every Recipe in Tears of the Kingdom
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Support me on Patreon: www.patreon.com/j0rts Follow me on Twitch: www.twitch.tv/j0rts How good is the food in Tears of the Kingdom? Well, I decided to cook and rate all 228 recipes to find out. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Timestamps ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 00:40 Appetizers 04:02 Basic Meat Fish 05:47 Soups, Stews, Curries 08:24 Entrées 10:46 Desserts 13:15 À La Carte 14:53 The Final Recipe 15:59 Outro ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬...
Ranking Every Mario Kart 8 Track by How Safe It Is
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Support me on Patreon: www.patreon.com/j0rts Follow me on Twitch: www.twitch.tv/j0rts Mario Kart is dangerous, so I put on my safety inspector hat and ranked every Mario Kart 8 Deluxe track by how safe it is. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Timestamps ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ 00:00 Intro 00:30 Mario Kart Stadium 01:18 Water Park 01:55 Sweet Sweet Canyon 02:48 Thwomp Ruins 03:36 Mario Circuit 04:07 Toad Harbor 04:43 Twisted Mansi...
How fast can you touch grass/water/fire in Kirby games?
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How fast can you touch grass/water/fire in Kirby games?
How fast can you LOSE a life in every Mario game?
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How fast can you LOSE a life in every Mario game?
Can you win a Mario Party game with random inputs?
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Can you win a Mario Party game with random inputs?
How fast can you break a pot in every Zelda game?
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How fast can you break a pot in every Zelda game?
Is Random Better Than Nothing in Mario Party?
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Is Random Better Than Nothing in Mario Party?
How fast can you touch the alphabet in Tears of the Kingdom?
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How fast can you touch the alphabet in Tears of the Kingdom?
How fast can you get a life in every Zelda game?
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How fast can you get a life in every Zelda game?
How fast can you get a life in every Mario game?
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How fast can you get a life in every Mario game?
I simulated a Pokemon Battle Royale using AI
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I simulated a Pokemon Battle Royale using AI
How fast can you touch AIR in every Mario game?
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How fast can you touch AIR in every Mario game?
How fast can you touch water in every Zelda game?
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How fast can you touch water in every Zelda game?
I Built the Worst Bots to Play Mario and Sonic
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I Built the Worst Bots to Play Mario and Sonic
How fast can you touch fire in every Mario game?
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How fast can you touch fire in every Mario game?
How fast can you touch water in every Mario game?
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How fast can you touch water in every Mario game?
How fast can you touch grass in every Zelda game?
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How fast can you touch grass in every Zelda game?
How fast can you touch grass in every Mario game?
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How fast can you touch grass in every Mario game?
Can you win a Mario Kart race with ONLY your EYES?
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Can you win a Mario Kart race with ONLY your EYES?
I Created a Bot to Play Smash Bros. Melee for Me
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I Created a Bot to Play Smash Bros. Melee for Me
Can you beat Mario Party 2 + 3 with ONE CONTROLLER?
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Can you beat Mario Party 2 3 with ONE CONTROLLER?
Is it Possible to Beat Mario 64 at 400% Speed?
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Is it Possible to Beat Mario 64 at 400% Speed?
It's amazing, he managed to code a game journalist!
17:23
Leaf might be useless but imagine how sick it would be to show other people
I want more randy
This somewhat reminds me of Odyssey with random loading zones.
All of these are possible if you have a cupple thousand years
I love this video idea.
I could go for some free electricity!
Randy's pretty stupid
16:35 is when Randy tried committing a 911
7:06 cool bowser
Bro you could’ve used the Nintendo switch online one but I don’t think you can afford that many games
Randy feels like a kid that wants to learn how to play the game with his older brother and doesnt know what to press so hes smashing every button
This is why Peach eventually outlawed all safety organizations and made it an act of treason to criticize courses in her realm. Don't worry though, Bowser hired them and had them oversee safety regulations in his kingdom. He just does the opposite of whatever they say. And F-Zero as a sport is notorious for being the racing world's equivalent of hockey. Spectators aren't there to watch races. They're hoping to see blood.
1:28 You have to connect the line for it to calculate
Inputs are weak. Luigi wins by doing nothing.
Wow the computers are REALLY bad
All of them
randy did good a 50/100
6:43 me to
Next, can you do sand?
Get a life in Zelda
12:02 you could eat the top off
You can Bypass this wall to get a -1 world ( ??? )
please to a new bot thats Randy brother who just mashes every single input randomly
7:02 SUCCESSFULLY FAILED
"Randy" means "Horny" in the UK.
I think randy is suicidal
The WAH noises, I love it. Kills me every time.
anyone know where the source code is, if available?
Waluigi Wins By Doing Absolutely Everything
Okay imma have to stop you right there. Speed bumps are not keeping people safe. Speed bumps are terrible. They hurt people. They damage cars. They cost far more than we benefit from them. They're worse than a placebo because placebos can't HURT YOU. Speed bumps sound like a great idea. Slow down cars, less speeding, less accidents, everyone wins. Except... well, they barely do that. And beyond that... you know sometimes, we'd really like some cars to drive faster. Like a fire truck or ambulance. Except, oh wait, that spinal injury in the back of an ambulance? Sorry, your spinal injury just got worse because some jackass put a huge bump in the road in the name of safety, isn't that GREAT? Don't you feel so safe right now? Sorry, i can't hear you over the sound of your airway collapsing, you have to speak up. Also they damage cars like, a lot. In case it wasn't obvious, i despise speed bumps, and only mostly because my HOA put two in my neighborhood where I've never seen anyone going over like 15 mph. They've been removed, but it did not assuage my burning hatred for those monstrous creations.
Perfectly balanced, as all things should be
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book mark 3:01
Whaaat?!
There us a mario minecraft world
Hold on where is Kirby’s Dream buffet😭
16:34
0:27 The lost levels:
how can randy be so good and also bad it dont make any sense
9/11 lore: 16:33
Mario galaxy
I'm so proud of randy
the way he just says waaaaaaa always gets me dying
16:35 RANDY NOOOOOO
I'm guessing that there is going to be considerable disjoint between the mini games you can win by doing nothing and the mini games you can win by doing random presses (I mean technically random inputs can win any game but we don't have infinite time). Randy struggles with survival games (in particular games with no walls), but Luigi can't run off the stage if he can't run. If they combined their power they could probably win a lot more.
How fast can you touch a goomba